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dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

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theeppytomymacca:

google chrome incognito is like that really cool aunt who won’t tell your parents about your dirty secrets thanks aunt google

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poweredbydiesel:

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

I fell out of the work laughing because of this

fell out of the work

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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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